Top 10 Flagged Posts of 2018

#10: The Osomatsu Brothers

We get it, they’re a bunch of dirty adults. But not that kind of dirty. Silly, Tumblr.

#9 Nobody Watched Dragon Ball

Quoting Piccolo from DBZ Abridged, we thought no one had seen the classic Dragon Ball series. But apparently Tumblr did, and just expects kid Goku to be nude!

#8 Our Buddy, Your Buddy, Not Tumblr’s Buddy

Vash the Stampede is the cinnamon roll we don’t deserve, and I guess Tumblr thought so too.

#7 The First Female Enters the Ring…

….and she’s fully clothed! She’s got presents in that bag, Tumblr, not nipples.

#7 Female Presenting Bear

I thought we- We literally just went over this Tumblr.

#6 THERE WE GO. Oh wait

You thought you had us, eh Tumblr? Your mistake, cause you just flagged the manliest anime man to ever man presenting his manly nipples. Try again.

#5 Tumblr: We do what we must because we can…

…for the good of all of us. Except, oh wait. No.

#4 Naked Charizard

So we researched this one, and there don’t seem to be any defining features that separate male and female Charizards. Could Tumblr know something we don’t? No, of course not, this is just another victim in a long list of shamed Pokemon on our timeline.

#3 Another Cinnamon Roll, Wrongfully Accused

How dare you. He saves kittens.

#2 Ice Kirby, Feeling a Little Nippy

This must be the sexiest version of Kirby around, because it’s the only one who got flagged. I just-… I don’t-…. where is the algorithm looking? Do his pink cheeks resemble nipples?

#1 Sexy Ramen

Hide your kids, hide your wife. This ramen is too hot for Tumblr. Take a good look now, cause who knows if this saucy little thing will survive the appeal process.

And there’s our top 10 list! Sorry it got a little long, but we couldn’t help but show off some of our favorites from the near-100 posts that have been flagged already.

What’s the most ridiculous thing on your timeline that got flagged? Do share!

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